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I would like a boyfriend. I’m sick of this not ever having anything to do, not getting laid bullshit. It would probably be helpful if I wasn’t a stick in the mud all the time & maybe left my house.
Someone tell me I’m beautiful. & mean it.
So, uhhh, who’s gonna let me do this? I haven’t in quite some time…
(Source: can-i-touch-you-there)
No more carbs today. (Taken with Instagram at Ollie’s Restaurant)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
(Source: xstuckinwonderland, via iamsexuallyfrustrated)
(via imgTumble)I used to not like Scott. Now I love him.
He makes me piss myself, he’s so funny.
(Source: excusemeijustlovewheezy, via amberstortz)
SPARKLES.
The more I think about it, what kind of guy says no when a girl tells him to shove his dick between her tits?
A dumb one. Clearly.
